Sauna is my religion...

Tere Sobrad,

Head Novembrikuud!

Saadan teile lobusaks lugemiseks yhe loo heast alibist :). Lugu leidis aset eelmisel aasta joulude ajal Ghanas...

Kuna Joulude ajal on jumal koigile veel lahemal kui muidu ja siin maal (Ghanas)
ei paase usuteemast vist mitte ykski kord kui kellegi voora voi
tuttavagagi juttu hakkad ajama siis mina olen avastanud vaga tohusa
Alibi miks ma ei kai kirikus ja siit see tuleb....

Sissejuhatuseks veel nii palju, et lugu on yks yhele tanava peal
viimasest dialoogist kellegi Immanueliga, kes krabas mu linnapeal
uitades rajalt maha ja kukkus raakima ja uurima kes ma olen. Pikk
sissejuhatus on ara, see pole tahtis...

.........

I: Do you believe GOD?
A: Well, I am not going to church everyday or every weekly. Maybe once
in a year.
I: How come you do not believe in Jesus? Are you Muslim?
A: No, I am not
I: So what do you believe?
A: I believe in Sauna!
I: Wow Sauna! What is Sauna?
A: Well, every weekend we meet at my friends place.
I: You have a worship there?
A: Yes, kind of worshiping
I: Which kind of?
A: Serious!!!
I: How serious, what do you do there?
A: Well we have two gods whom we worship - Olu and Leil. At first be
worship Olu. We sit around on the chairs or on floor. We are talking
and discussing and worship Olu.
I: WOW
A: Then we undress - from there I got my name Andres, I am serious
Sauna believer!!! After we have got naked we go to small room which is
very hot, very very hot
I: Ahhaaaa and big eyes
A: We put hot water on the very hot stones and are sweating even
more. After we have sweating for a while we start beating each other
with branches... That is how we worship Leil
I: Just very big eyes
A: And then we go out from this small room and jump to the cold water
and worship Olu again. After sitting around and discussing life and
other important things we go to the small room again and worship Leil.
I: Hmmmmmmmmm Seeerious !!!!
A: Whole worshiping takes about two to three hours usually. When you
have worked hard and your muscles are painful it may take more time
because you need more worship Leil and Olu and then massaaz
I: Heiiii, Veeeeeerrrryy seeeeriouuus and veeery biiiigggg eyes are watching me
A: Would you like to know more about Sauna religion?
I: No thank you Sir I have to go my Mother is waiting me
A: Ou sorry to kept you here run my boy run!
I: Thank you Sir I do not forgot you. Have a nice evening
A: Smiling, God Bless you Immanuel
I: Thank you Sir (ja ta laks kiirel sammul edasi....)
A: I feeel Goooood tadadadadant, I feeeeeeel gooooooood!

Ja nalja sai veel mitu paeva sellele moldes

Toredat talvist aega ja muhedat joulu soovides

Andres Sepp
sepp.andres@gmail.com

Tore su tegemistest ikka kuulda Andres! Ole's vapper seal! :-)

Muhe lugemine ... Igasugu muumaalastele on alati tükk tegu saunatamise kirjeldamisega, aga religiooni võtmes asjale lähenemine on lahe.
10 points, andres-undress!